Europe to the rest of the world
Rest of the World
do other countries not watch Eurovision with a really sassy gay sarcastic host??
like do you have your own Graham Norton or what
tell me, I want to know
no spanish hosters are boredom in person
is that the biggest guitar you could afford
Alcohol is free. Guitars are not.
i can just imagine all the european nations in one room watching eurovision and just going insane all together and america and canada are just locked out of the room kicking rocks and playing card games
next year we could send a flamenco guy singing in japanese that’ll teach them
Eurovision in a nutshell:
- Actual girl on fire
- Girls kissing
- Something about shoes
- Gay vampire
- Hot drummers
- Alcohol is free
Things I learned from the episode commentaries:
- Richard Erdman (Leonard) was Marlon Brando’s roommate for a while. Advanced Criminal Law commentary.
- Ted Rooney (Shirley’s marketing professor) was originally cast as Dean Pelton and did the table read for the pilot, but David Silverman said they should see if they could find a person of color for this role. And then they found Jim Rash. Environmental Science commentary.
- Craig Cackowski (Security guard/police officer) is the brother of Liz Cackowski (“say penis” lady/ writer of Comparitive Religion and Social Psychology). The Politics of Human Sexuality commentary.
In Eurovision, every one’s a traitor.
once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
if eurovision is the hunger games of europe, she’s our katniss
Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
Emmelie De Forest - Only Teardrops (Eurovision 2013)
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free